When I was a little kid, I didn't understand that you were supposed to stick your dick through the zipper area of the pants and the flap in the underwear. I just assumed the zipper was to make the pants fit and underwear were just made that way.

Well one day, when I was just a wee lad, I went outside to take a wis, though I'm not sure at all why I didn't just use the toilet. I wend around back of the house to the basketball rim and did the usual pulling of the pants waist down past my pre-pubescent cock. For some reason however, these jeans seamed to be extra tight that day.

Halfway through pissing I just lost the grip of my thumbs and the pants waist went straight up knocking my ding dong up in its path, still flowing. And right into my eyes it flowed. It was hot, it was nasty, but it wasn't the worst feeling I've ever had in my eyes.

: And I also just got some new stainless-steal hoops for my spider bites.